A synonym of cock block. When someone baller blocks you they are hindering your attempt to get your mack on with a member of the opposite sex. This heinous crime is punishable by castration, Chinese water torture, slow painful death, or community service.
Todd: "Man last night was a bitch. I was trying to work my game on that hot chick from the PR department, but some asshole was hanging all over her the entire night. Total baller blockage."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."
Luke: "That was her husband, dude."
Todd: "Still, what would it hurt him to let her take a couple of rides on my jock? I had to go home and spank it to the newspaper lingerie ads again."
Luke: "You sure do that a lot. You must have some killer chafing going on."
Todd: "Man, you have no idea."
by Nick D August 30, 2004
Get the baller block mug.The female version of "C-Block". This can occur 1 of 3 ways:
1)A male friend begins a conversation with you at the most inoportune time.
2)A female friend brings up a conversation topic that is typically spoken between women (i.e yeast infection, menstrual clot, etc.).
3)or another hoochie scoops in on the fella you have eye ballin all night.
1)A male friend begins a conversation with you at the most inoportune time.
2)A female friend brings up a conversation topic that is typically spoken between women (i.e yeast infection, menstrual clot, etc.).
3)or another hoochie scoops in on the fella you have eye ballin all night.
by RN Gyna August 23, 2004
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by dodgyd May 13, 2005
Get the cock block blocker mug.A repulsive individual that you typically encounter at a night club that makes aggressive advances towards unwilling women. As a result, the girls start clinging to you, and leads to a hook up.
Those guidos were so grinding up on every girl at Webster Hall. A cute girl gravitated towards me and we ended up hooking up. Who would have guessed those creeps would have been a reverse cock block.
by dhun August 29, 2012
Get the Reverse Cock Block mug.When Bocock gets excessively drunk and proceeds to get in the way of you dick penetrating your female companion. You can hear is scream from miles away and you must prepare youself. His indigenous call is Bo -CAWK often mistaken as a rooster.
by lolcat killer December 7, 2009
Get the Bocock Block mug.When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.
Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!
Al Michaels: You're still not funny.
Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
Al Michaels: You're still not funny.
Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!
by Marty.R August 5, 2010
Get the Croc Blocked mug.When a person (intentionally or unintentionally) says or does something that blocks the acquisition of crack by another.
Can also be used for any illegal drug.
See also, cockblock
Can also be used for any illegal drug.
See also, cockblock
Hobo #1:
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.
Yo! Hey Benny! Whatchoo gonna spend that money on?!
Hobo #2:
(panhandling on street corner) Aw, y'know, just--
Hobo #1:
YOU GONNA SPEND IT ON CRACK?
Hobo #2:
What? Dude, shut UP!
Hobo #1:
You gonna spend it on HEROIN? METH?
Hobo #2:
Aw snap. I do believe I was just crack blocked.
by Transformers3People0 December 26, 2010
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