When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.
by 80esprit December 14, 2008
Get the Lightning Blastmug. by blondie1041 January 15, 2017
Get the bazooka blastmug. When you Cum up a lucky ladies arse, but then she regrettably farts and sprays you with said ejaculate
"John, what's that white and brown residue in your hair"?
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it
John - The bitch I boned before Blizzard Blasted my Jizz out of her arse, and some arse cheddar musta' stuck to it
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
Get the Blizzard Blastmug. 1. Fast stream of urine.
2. Wild stream of piss.
3.The act of pissing on someone for humor or discipline.
2. Wild stream of piss.
3.The act of pissing on someone for humor or discipline.
by sexualbiscut June 5, 2011
Get the Ammonia Blastmug. When you reach a cataclysmic orgasm and right as you cum the force of your orgasm blows the foreskin off of your dick and hits your partner in the face with your semen acting as an adhesive and then sends your partner flying as if you gave them a d-rock
Ratchell didn't believe me when I said I might mass blast her so when I nutted the foreskin on my dick shot off and made her go flying back.
by spine fetish64 January 11, 2019
Get the mass blastmug. The act of violently waking one from their sleep (typically after a night of heavy drinking) by screaming and throwing Cheetos in the sleeper's face, leaving the victim in a confused Cheeto-residue-covered state.
"We were so drunk last night, we started cheeto blasting people who were passed out in their tents"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
"Did you see Chris?"
"No, what happened?"
"He was Cheeto blasted after he passed out at the party last night"
"To make my hangover worse, I was woke by a Cheeto blast"
by WefestRager October 30, 2011
Get the Cheeto Blastingmug. Bro, my winky got BLASTED last night.
Oliver’s New Motto:
“Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass, winky blast”
Oliver’s New Motto:
“Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass, winky blast”
by Tinkiwinkyblaster69 February 28, 2020
Get the Winky Blastmug.