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Pseudo-intellectual

A) synonym for Hipster

B) one who makes proclamations that to the lay-person may sound edgy, controversial, new, deep or thought-out, but to anyone with more detailed knowledge, will be instantly dismissed as a load of posturing bullshit.
One of their favoured fallacies when challenged on an absurdity is the courtier's reply - 'you just don't understand/aren't clever enough/aren't in the know'.

They lack social graces and wisdom, and are quick to jump on factual errors to make themselves feel better, as they pride intellectual prowess over good manners, kindness and humour which makes them tiresome company.
They do not believe in intellectual democracy for the betterment of others, but aristocracy to belittle others.

They will insist you read books, watch films and listen to music they've heard of but may not have read, seen or heard themselves, and enjoy dropping names of authors, directors, musicians and other artists that are avante-garde, cult or classical, even if they have no real exposure to their work, most likely having read about them in a paper, magazine or website aimed at the pretentious and po-faced. They are also vulnerable to being 'Sokal'd' in their desperation to look learned and superior.

Most tellingly, the pseudo-intellectual is prickly and insecure around those they might learn from, while a well-adjusted, moderately intelligent person is always keen to learn from those with greater insight and reading.
Pseud'; 'but of course, Ingmar Bergman's films are so camp'.
Sycophants; hahahaha!
Somebody who has seen a Bergman film; 'Utter shite! Name me one and describe how it is 'camp', or consider yourself a pseudo-intellectual'.
Pseud'; i don't have to explain my reasoning to you'.
by Klaatu's Nikto November 29, 2017
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Intellectually Impoverished

Inability to make effective life (enriching and/or saving) decisions, absent of preexisting mental health illnesses or substance abuse/addictions, based on a lack of knowledge or exposure to positive, grow producing, cultures and intellectual developmental externalities beyond an individual's parochial socio-economic, academic and cultural experiments.
Her intellectually impoverished mindset limits her ability to interact with people who are not from the same neighborhood.
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conservative intellectual opinion

A handful of free-range nutjobs like Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh
Donald Trump bases his policies on the grand traditions of conservative intellectual opinion.
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Intellectual Prejudice

(1) When person A (an intellectual) considers person B a pseudo-intellectual regardless of whether person B is one or not.

(2) Prejudice based on IQ.
Rupert: The other day I saw Ollie pretending to read James Joyce in the coffee shop on Broadway St. on the same afternoon that the girls hold their knitting club.

Simpson: He couldn't understand Joyce if he did twelve years of college!

Rupert: I know! What a pseudo-intellectual!

Simpson: That's one guy that I don't care holding an intellectual prejudice against!
by sillywilkins October 20, 2010
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intellectual superbeing

The urban dictionary nick name for Trisha... who is some really bitchy Jamaican girl from comstock park that thinks you're a dumbass. See bitch.
person- intellectual superbeing is a bitch.
me- Fuck you asshole. thats me!
by intellectual superbeing April 7, 2004
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smarmy intellect

Book smarts with no street smarts, often displayed by those with Ivy League educations.
President Obama's smarmy intellect was evident when he described his agnostic approach to taxation regarding middle class Americans.
by jp6341 February 12, 2010
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Intellectoxin

A cultural phenomenon inhibitting higher functions of brain, also is tied with already slowed brains of the fans enjoying it.
In other words, it induces stupidity.

Greed and it's effects cause overwhelming majority of intelectoxins.
Quotation from MobieBob's article published on the Escapist 23 July 2010 6:00 pm: -If you were to ask me what the three most intellectually-toxic movie franchises are right now, you'd be unsurprised to learn my answers were Twilight, Sex & The City and Tyler Perry. You know what they all have in common? They exist because mainstream Hollywood did a piss-poor job of paying proper attention to niche audiences - niche in Hollywood meaning any audience that is not white, male and aged 15-35.
my thoughts: -Intellectoxins, indeed.
by Dhatz May 13, 2011
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