Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Benjamin Wannop

A little bum who has a wierd thing for cats, he never sees the light if day unless he's forced to in school, he loves valorant and other pc games, don't trust him he's not sane.

Me: Hello Benjamin Wannop
Ben: I love cats "shows a cat picture"
Me:"slaps"

by Gabba is the goat April 29, 2022

Benjamin Poole

Stoopid

He can’t do the maths.
Also in Baldwin Middle School.
If you r readind dis die now

Benjamin Poole: 1+1=1738 I will die today at Baldwin middle school

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019

Kelvin Benjamin

a very competitive sexy beast known for their athleticism

a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)

That player is a good example of kelvin benjamin

a very agile player

by DabislifeC1N October 17, 2016

Benjamin E

Neuzeit
Planung der Übernahme der süditalienischen Mafia.
Flüchten von Bolivien aufgrund von 16 Sexual-Straftaten gesucht, jedoch wird vermutet, dass es sich um 17 handelt, da er sich in einen Drogenrausch anscheinend selbst misshandelt hat.
Stürmung auf den G7-Gipfel mit zwei Macheten, verletzte dabei 15 Passanten.
Herrschaft über ganz Südamerika, bis auf Bolivien, welche sich wehrten ihren Staat Benjamin E zu überlassen.

Totschlag aufgrund eines Wutanfalls wegen eines Wasserhahns an seiner Gastfamilie und einen Großteil der Londoner Bevölkerung mit einen Schuss.
Handel von über 200 Kilogramm Crack mit Minderjährigen.
Exekution der gesamten Besatzung des Buckingham Palaces inklusive Queen mit zwei Kalaschnikow-Schüssen, obwohl der erste verfehlte.
Verspeisen vom ersten außerirdischen Leben, welches sich in der Erdatmosphäre befand.
Ausrottung von über 150 Spezien, überwiegend im Amazonas Regenwald, inklusive der grünen Blattlaus.
Totschlag bei einem “Drive By” mit Besen.

Benjamin E assaults

by Franz1010 September 23, 2021

Benjamin River

Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.

I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.

by Yadayada2705 October 18, 2017

Benjamin Surplice

Benjamin surplice is a name derived from the small and desolate yet culturally-rich country of "zimbabwe" this is where he was born and raised by champion fortniter "Barrack Obama". he passed his skills on to ben as a child and went on to die a terrible death due to "AIDS" a terrifying disease transmitted by Dwayne johnson. With the crushing sadness of his fathers death, ben moved to Australia to attend the school AB shiterson. This is where he discovered his intense love and yearning for "MEN" after years of giving sloppy toppy and clapping cheeks he was eventually 200 pumped by "AIDS". like his father, he dies from the sickness. five years later a man named "jesus" got his reboot card and rezed him, bringing him back to life. If you have ever met Benjamin Surplice, then we both know he gave you a BJ

P1- sup g, hey bro, has your pp been feeling extra, uh.... Itchy latley???
P2- no? not really, why?
P1- im kinda worried man, what if it's something... bad?
P2- have you talked to benjamin surplice recently???
P1- yeah... yeah i did do that.
P2- *puts his hand on shoulder*
P1- he... he got you too, didn't he?
P2- *nods head*
P1- *goes in for the kiss*
P2- *rips his balls off*
P1- yessirrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by Barrack obamama August 2, 2022