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turkey basted

noun: turkey basted
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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Reesty bastey

After smashing a dirty girl when u get up the next morning and take a piss. The smell on your hand from the action the night before
The reesty bastey was strong after last novht
by JTorman July 7, 2023
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Swedish baster

When you ejaculate into a turkey baster and insert your own sperm into your anus
Damn, kris fit all 16 units of the Swedish baster
by Swedish baster May 5, 2024
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Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Drawing si Baste Duterte

An event in 2025 where Sebastian Duterte challened the PNP Chief in a fight. The PNP Chief welcomed the invite and provided even provided the venue. Sebastian Duterte then fled to Singapore to avoid said fight.
by shouldhaveregbackin2005 July 26, 2025
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Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit
Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster
by Body duck December 3, 2025
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