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Scabby, minging, generally unpleasant
'Look at that reesty flea-ridden hoor!!'
reesty by A friend June 6, 2003
The off-putting taste of food that has been fried in old oil.
Don't go to that Chinese takeaway - their food is always reesty.
Reesty by Magical_Beazor March 14, 2022
rogue, odd, kind of hick, not kosher
Bro why did you take that couch out of the dumpster? It's super reesty.
reesty by Mydudebroski April 9, 2020

reesty schmeal 

reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)
When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.

I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.
reesty schmeal by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008

Reesty bastey

After smashing a dirty girl when u get up the next morning and take a piss. The smell on your hand from the action the night before
The reesty bastey was strong after last novht
Reesty bastey by JTorman July 7, 2023
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Reesy by Slapstickity February 12, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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