assed out

High on coke.

He was so assed out he couldn't even stand up.

by Dee Dee February 4, 2004

dick assed

a manner of doing things akin to trying to stik yer knob up yer arse.

by MrEddy June 16, 2003

Assberg

Adjective and noun used to describe assh*le behaviour, the apparent behaviour being only 10% of what an assberg is actually capable of.

Exclamation: "Wow! What an assh*ole!"

Reply: "Yes, but that's just the tip of the assberg."

by tomzilla saulzilla March 27, 2009

assenate

To install an unfit person as leader of the nation.

Russia helped to assenate the US by helping Trump win in 2016.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 11, 2018

Assbear

the shit left over after u wipe ur ass. It will eventually cause a canserous tumor on ur left testicle and cause u to piss out a purplish ooze and give u cravings of FLESH and humens fetus'.

Hey man, u better get that ass bear checked out.

by Jesse Werk May 8, 2005

asfector

Devired from the movie "Waynes World"

to be defined to say as who said who

Asfectors Says What?

by satboy April 15, 2010

assed

quds’ unique way of saying asked

I assed my teacher for his peepee size

by bigpeepeepoopooenergy December 19, 2018