by Matty F January 30, 2005
Get the asian sensationmug. A gamer who has an overdeveloped brain for video games allowing him to dominate games like DOTA, Counter Strike, Warcraft and Starcraft and more.
(2 Guys playing Counter strike)
Guy 1: Damn! You just killed me again for the 24th time in a row.
Guy 2: Yup. I'm an Asian Gamer.
Guy 3: Ah, that explains it all.
Guy 1: Damn! You just killed me again for the 24th time in a row.
Guy 2: Yup. I'm an Asian Gamer.
Guy 3: Ah, that explains it all.
by Asian Gamer October 18, 2009
Get the Asian Gamermug. pride in being asian
asian solidarity
gutsy asians have asian pride and aren't afraid to feel it, know it, or express it
asian solidarity
gutsy asians have asian pride and aren't afraid to feel it, know it, or express it
by piper January 24, 2004
Get the asian pridemug. One who is white, but is obsessed with asian culture.
(opposite of whitewashed, and similar to wigger in usage)
(opposite of whitewashed, and similar to wigger in usage)
by tehbestevarlol May 15, 2006
Get the asian-washedmug. When a person pays a substantial amount of money for a prostitute only to find that she is actually a transvestite. This is in reference to purchasing an allegedly authentic handbag and discovering it is an Asian counterfeit.
When Curt went to Vegas on business he paid mad coin for an exotic hooker but wound up with an Asian Handbag.
by MisterDave June 25, 2009
Get the Asian Handbagmug. When an asian fails to recieve extra credit that does not exist on top of a perfect score. Anything less than above a 100%
Asian Child: Look Mom, I got a 100% on this test!
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!
ASIAN FAIL.
Asian Mom: Why is it only a 100%?
Asian Child: Well this was the highest possbile score I could earn.
Asian Mom: What about extra credit? WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER IT?
Asian Child: There was no extra credit!
Asian Mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA CREDIT!
ASIAN FAIL.
by E.Z Asian April 30, 2010
Get the Asian Failmug. An Asian person usually from China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Laos, and other places in Asia and the pacific region, who has just arrived in the United States of America. The term F.O.B. signifies the words “Fresh Off the Boat.”
This type of Asian person usually has come to the United States for a number of reasons:
1) To Study and/or graduate at a college
2) To better their understanding and pronunciation of the English language
3) To work hard and attain wealth so that he/she/they can send money back to their family back home
4) To live a life of hard work and dedication thus opening a business
An Asian FOB unfortunately often gets stereotyped for not speaking fluent English and also for being a bad driver. But these are just stereotypes. Not everyone fits into those categories.
Asian FOB’s often carry traditional family values. Hard work and selflessness are highlights of their hard work and their life. Many FOB’s have dreams and aspirations like any other person, but they are aware that family comes first.
This type of Asian person usually has come to the United States for a number of reasons:
1) To Study and/or graduate at a college
2) To better their understanding and pronunciation of the English language
3) To work hard and attain wealth so that he/she/they can send money back to their family back home
4) To live a life of hard work and dedication thus opening a business
An Asian FOB unfortunately often gets stereotyped for not speaking fluent English and also for being a bad driver. But these are just stereotypes. Not everyone fits into those categories.
Asian FOB’s often carry traditional family values. Hard work and selflessness are highlights of their hard work and their life. Many FOB’s have dreams and aspirations like any other person, but they are aware that family comes first.
Michelle: “Hey Zhang, how’s it going with your boyfriend? Did he get you a gift for valentines day?”
Zhang: “Yes, he sure did. But we’ve been having problems lately.”
Michelle: “Well girl, don’t worry about it. Guys can be assholes. That’s why you need to do what I do and talk to a lot of guys at once. Then you’ll get gifts all the time and there will always be some new man to take you out.”
Zhang: “But why should I do that? I really love my boyfriend, Kar Wai. We plan on getting married.”
Michelle: “Girl, don’t be stupid. Well, actually, how much is his yearly income?”
Zhang: “I’m not sure. I never checked. But I don’t care about that. I just know that he works hard and he will be a good father for our future family that we will create.”
Michelle: “Jeez, you’re such an Asian Fob. You need to learn the American way.”
Zhang: “Yes, he sure did. But we’ve been having problems lately.”
Michelle: “Well girl, don’t worry about it. Guys can be assholes. That’s why you need to do what I do and talk to a lot of guys at once. Then you’ll get gifts all the time and there will always be some new man to take you out.”
Zhang: “But why should I do that? I really love my boyfriend, Kar Wai. We plan on getting married.”
Michelle: “Girl, don’t be stupid. Well, actually, how much is his yearly income?”
Zhang: “I’m not sure. I never checked. But I don’t care about that. I just know that he works hard and he will be a good father for our future family that we will create.”
Michelle: “Jeez, you’re such an Asian Fob. You need to learn the American way.”
by Black Brotha for Humanity December 30, 2009
Get the Asian FOBmug.