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asshole

The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag
This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!
by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013
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Asshole

Someone who resembles an awkwardly large dinosaur, smug cat, or ogre. They have a penchant for counting money and wearing ill-tailored suits. They can often be seen frequenting banks and loitering outside commerce buildings. They travel primarily by foot or by bus because the audi belongs to their mother. They like to have a lot fun and often interpret normal conversation as being extremely dramatic. Assholes comprise a surprisingly large portion of the population.
That boy you met at the pub the other day, he's a real asshole.
by Oxford Pressss April 13, 2011
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Asshole

A two faced, not afraid to steal from their mother, sheep dick remover. Usually found in craven arms but can also be found in Ludlow or swindon. Normally IN A state of skooky dispersition.
Get some sleep and put your mums safe back you asshole
by Bet on beth June 17, 2015
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asshole

1. the place where ur shit comes out

2. a word people use to describe a person
dude, i'm cheating on my girlfriend...why would you do that man, ur such an asshole!
by KillerNuns21 July 30, 2010
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ASSHOLE

An asshole is the guy whom a woman takes home from the bar and when all the clothes comes off he is then a different person. He changes into a rogue, inconsiderate insensitive person. He is pushy, bossy and overly aggressive sexually. He has no feelings- or at least no real feelings. He cums inside of her when he just promised he wouldn't. He pronounces his love or care for her then is gone before she even wakes up. He even rifles through her purse while she is asleep and even steals money from her! He is all the guy she thought he wasn't the morning after. She is all regret, because she trusted and brought a guy home who turned out to be a asshole.
ASSHOLE PUSHY COCK HOUND RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT JERK
by Captain Save A Hoe October 11, 2013
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Asshole

A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.
That asshole went to the show without me.
by Beltazar October 14, 2017
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Asshole

Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.
My Asshole itches
You are such an Asshole
by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018
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