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asshole

The dude that sits down next to you in some type of public setting (ie a public bus) and smells like he took a bath in Axe body spray, talking on his cell phone about this bitch he fucked last night, and eating some type of food very loudly and chewing with his mouth open. Also can be known as a douchebag
This asshole was sitting next to me on the bus yesterday, he reeked!
by iwillnotgetbutthurt April 4, 2013
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Asshole

A closeted attention whore who posts terrible childhood pictures of their best friend in order to get "likes" on Instagram and Facebook. When that no longer proves to be enough of a thrill, they create obnoxious fake Instagram accounts using their friend's nickname and post annoying pictures posing (sort of?) as said friend. They're charming, really. An asshole may also be defined as "Allie."
Allie is an asshole.

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by Jcrack April 29, 2013
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Asshole

Something nobody can truly be because it is literally a hole. Unless they mean nothing to you friend wise.
My Asshole itches
You are such an Asshole
by catchingfire3 October 17, 2018
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asshole

by smertieboi February 21, 2019
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asshole

A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.
Steph is such an asshole.
by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011
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ASSHOLE

An asshole is the guy whom a woman takes home from the bar and when all the clothes comes off he is then a different person. He changes into a rogue, inconsiderate insensitive person. He is pushy, bossy and overly aggressive sexually. He has no feelings- or at least no real feelings. He cums inside of her when he just promised he wouldn't. He pronounces his love or care for her then is gone before she even wakes up. He even rifles through her purse while she is asleep and even steals money from her! He is all the guy she thought he wasn't the morning after. She is all regret, because she trusted and brought a guy home who turned out to be a asshole.
ASSHOLE PUSHY COCK HOUND RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT JERK
by Captain Save A Hoe October 11, 2013
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Asshole

A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.
That asshole went to the show without me.
by Beltazar October 14, 2017
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