AOLism

An unnecessary abbreviation of a word when using a text-based communication medium. In some forums it is they are banned, and often make you as an individual seem unintelligent or lazy.

I jus gt a temp ban n Explosm.net! Mebbe iz cuz i uze 2 meny AOLisms...

by igotzgoggles April 20, 2011

Aolanie

Aolanie is kind, smart, and likes the band Queen, she also loves to sleep. And eat.

Aolanie what’s the answer to number 5?

by lol.monkey3000 September 28, 2019

Aolanis

A depressed band kid

Person 1:Who's that sad bad kid

Person 2: oh that's just aolanis
Person1. They look so sad

by Bophiaboo October 20, 2020

AOLed

spending too much for something when it really sucks (usually an internet provider)

The stupid moron got AOLed when he bought AOL instead of much cheaper interntet.

Instead of buying the top quality steak for 20 dollars, he was AOLed and he bought rotten steak for 50 dollars

by Lewis June 5, 2003

AOLing

The process of making something flashier or more flambouyant in appearance, while at the same time greatly reducing quality, function and control. Reducing the usefulness of something by automating in the most useless way possible to make it "easier."

XP, aside from the AOLing MS did to it, really is a decent OS

by Mook December 12, 2003

AOLwife

An otherwise non technically savvy wife who makes attempts to use internet lingo and words from urban dictionary but who generally makes errors in the terms, spelling or usuage and ends up making a fool of herself.

Husband: Hey darling, how's it going?

Wife: LOL, I'm srsly going up the duff on this laundry and I've m'bah dinner for you.

Husband: Ah, my AOLwife strikes again!

by Tina12345 January 9, 2009

Aoler

An idiotic dumbass who subscribes to AOL. 1 of a few types of AOL consumers. Usally talks useing extreme amounts of internet shorthand

See Above Definitions for example

by Kestrel April 6, 2005