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You're a wild man 

A statement that can be made to any man at any point in his life or career. From 18 to 80 every man wants to believe that he is barely walking on the edge of acceptable behavior.

Must be said in an awed or exuberant fashion. (a woman can say it in any manner except contempt and it will always work) Can be used to toadie or attempt to extract a favor due to their heightened sense of danger.
Boss: Jenkins I just closed the ACME account, I want you to get to work on it.

Jenkins: Yes sir, You're a wild man.

Boss: (smiles, straightens tie and considers Jenkins his most perceptive employee)

Spike: I just made a prudent purchase of blue chip stocks.

Mike: You're a wild man, we should go get some drinks.

Joe: I thought we might go to a movie after dinner.

Jenna: You're a wild man.
You're a wild man by dugefrsh February 19, 2010
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A Wealthy Man 

A Wealthy Man: Someone who would likely choose their occupation as a school teacher, or a principal. They often like to hire children to "Calculate their finances"
A Wealthy Man by The-Mountain December 5, 2012

smack a black man 

to go for a ride, often in a car.
1: hey greg, would you like to go smack a black man?
2: why yes, i often enjoy smacking black men.
smack a black man by 4everful March 10, 2008

more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM 

Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.

Diary of a bad man 

These are four words used on YouTube video titles and comments that can instantly ignite a flame war.
Person 1: Diary of a bad man
Religious person: OMFG bad sinful shit evil hell burn rararara
Non-hater: I fukin luv u !!!<3<3<3
Diary of a bad man by Zurgi October 1, 2012

a hard man is good to find

A hard man is good to find is what I tell my cadet roomie when he walks around naked with a raging boner.
A hard man is good to find is what I tell Matt when he walks around waving his his dick in my face!

A real man 

A real man is whatever you aren't and whatever other people want you to be. A real man is the building block in a pyramid scheme of bullshit about what a man should or should not be. If men weren't concerned with being real men, and out manning each other maybe the world wouldn't be collapsing under the weight of all the cunts running it.
Real men fight in wars.
A real man would put food on the table.

A real man knows how to lead, like Hitler, Hitler was a real man.
A real man by BobbleFett February 24, 2019