Jank

Another word meaning to masturbate, born from a misunderstanding of the word "drank"

"I always take mad long pisses in the morning, especially if I janked the night before"

by Dodgey09 February 16, 2010

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Jank

To finesse or to be finessed

"Damn that dude tried to jank me"

by Imtheshxt July 5, 2021

jank weed

Sucky marijuana that doesn't get you high. Just makes you slightly sleepy and pissed you paid too much for it

Man this grass is jank weed. I'm not even high. I totally got janked off.

by parkmaster January 19, 2015

Jank

When you jerk off but accidentally start having sex.

"I can't believe you Janked last night!"

by AutoHCF February 19, 2022

Jank

A term used for Crystal meth. Originated in N. Carolina by a girl who’s initials are S.R.

We gotta get some Jank, that’s fendi

by Hoytsrompah September 8, 2020

jank

adjective.

when someone/something looks ugly, messy, crusty, rusty, or very odd.

can also be said with a "y" at the end when saying "jank-ass" --> "janky-ass"

Yoo his new girl actually looks jank.

This jank-ass car be giving me real problems.

by TheatreInACrowdedFire August 7, 2019