Definitions by PlancksConstant
Jankle
The rate of change of the position of an object with relation to time. On a Jank versus time graph, Jankle versus time would be a graph of the original function's derivative. Units are distance/change in time.
Jankle by PlancksConstant February 6, 2025
NTEK
The National Test of Education and Knowledge (NTEK) is a test that has 355 total questions and has 11 hours of testing over a "testing weekend."
The NTEK is scored on a Gaussian curve with the average score being set to zero, therefore allowing negative scores to exist.
The NTEK is scored on a Gaussian curve with the average score being set to zero, therefore allowing negative scores to exist.
Nerd: Bro I got a 3.445 on the NTEK!
Nerd friend: That's insane! only 0.1% of people got that! Did you see that other man's score though?
Nerd: No but he probably got in the negatives!
Both nerds laugh.
Nerd friend: That's insane! only 0.1% of people got that! Did you see that other man's score though?
Nerd: No but he probably got in the negatives!
Both nerds laugh.
NTEK by PlancksConstant May 5, 2024
Hitler Particle
Hitler Particle by PlancksConstant May 5, 2024
Hitler Pond
A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.
Hitler Pond by PlancksConstant January 4, 2024
Zillionaire
Zillionaire by PlancksConstant November 13, 2023