Hitler Particle

Another name for the chemical Adamanzane.

Yo, how many Hitler Particles are in that graduated cylinder?

by PlancksConstant May 05, 2024

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Zillionaire

An incredibly wealthy person who nearly has complete control over the economy.

Aloysius O'hare, he's a zillionaire from selling air.

by PlancksConstant November 13, 2023

Nigure

A person of similarity to oneself.

Greetings my fellow nigures.

by PlancksConstant November 07, 2023

NTEK

The National Test of Education and Knowledge (NTEK) is a test that has 355 total questions and has 11 hours of testing over a "testing weekend."

The NTEK is scored on a Gaussian curve with the average score being set to zero, therefore allowing negative scores to exist.

Nerd: Bro I got a 3.445 on the NTEK!
Nerd friend: That's insane! only 0.1% of people got that! Did you see that other man's score though?
Nerd: No but he probably got in the negatives!
Both nerds laugh.

by PlancksConstant May 05, 2024

Hitler Pond

A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.

Meet me at Hitler Pond tonight.

by PlancksConstant January 04, 2024

Jankle

The rate of change of the position of an object with relation to time. On a Jank versus time graph, Jankle versus time would be a graph of the original function's derivative. Units are distance/change in time.

Did you see how fast that car was going? Had to be like 200 Jankle.

by PlancksConstant February 06, 2025