Plum water 

When your water is rather plummy. Not a good thing.

WHY THIS TASTE LIKE PLUM WATER!?!?

Plum water by tessanic March 6, 2016

Siamese Water Hose

It's when a guy simultaneously ejaculates on one girl's face, while farting in the others mouth...

Ben "Siamese Water Hose" them by farting in Katie's mouth while ejaculating onto Brenda's face.

Siamese Water Hose by Simple Jack duh April 9, 2016

bastard water

Vodka

Dude 1: Dude 3 is fucking out of it.
Dude 2: He been on the bastard water all day mate.

bastard water by ShogunOfSorrow April 11, 2016

Curb water 

Bodies of water that occur at street curbs that need to be navigated after snow or rain.

The curb water was so wide and deep in front of Penn Station after Snowmageddon, you needed Navy Seal training to cross over it.

Curb water by puttycake May 9, 2016

buffalo water butt

The diarrhea one gets when they eat bad buffalo wings.

The local wings place is giving out buffalo water butt, free of charge. You'll be peeing out of your ass so many times the salmonella will be hanging on like a palm leaf in a fucking hurricane.

buffalo water butt by Luvsyoumor September 8, 2016

hint water 

A water beverage advertised as being flavored, yet actually contains very little flavoring. Basically a seltzer water without the carbonation. Fits into the category of "new age" drinks that move away from traditional sodas/pops.

"This hint water tastes just like seltzer!"

"There's a new kind of hint water, it's grape flavored."
"I stopped drinking soda and now I drink hint water."

hint water by Goldblacktea August 24, 2016

fresh water mariner 

An individual with a substantial amount of book knowledge but little to no experience in practical application of that knowledge.

This fresh water mariner may act like he can ride a dirt track, but it's obvious from seeing his lap times he's just watched a lot of YouTube videos.

fresh water mariner by Fred Honcho August 21, 2016