end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 20, 2021

Bear ball

To not bother modifying one's personality to the current situation.

Origin: When drag queens would proceed with a show without attempting to conceal their assets.

"I bear balled work today, my office persona didn't make a single appearance"

by Dr.PimpMobile May 10, 2025

Kiki Bear

can be found on jtv

Kiki Bear - Kiki_21

by smokedoutsk8ter November 30, 2009

bear

In a man-woman relationship, term for buff/big man, unemployed, multiple baby mamas, doesn't raise any kids, violent. In a self-fulfilling prophecy, woman ignores "nice guys" for a bear, but can't figure out "why there aren't any good men out there."

She ignored many dating prospects, drawn to a bear instead.

by Run.Forrest.Run July 5, 2024

Mummy bear

To get something just right, like goldilocks, not too big not too small, just right!

Dont mess up the shot, 'mummy bear it'

It's 'mummy bear'

by AdamSavage June 28, 2022

Porch polar bear

What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.

Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.

by Solid Mantis September 14, 2016

honey bear

1. when it comes to queer masc people, a honey bear is kind of like a bear, but typically has some variation from the standard super hairy guy. a honey bear is just as big and bulky, but is less hairy and/or less traditionally masculine in demeanor. while a bear is a well-known and well-documented archetype in queer history, the honey bear is truly underrated. honey bears, much like bears, can also be any height! body positivity is everything, and honey bears should be cherished for their hotness!

2. honey bear can also be a term of endearment! cute, huh?

me: I hooked up with a cute 40 year old dude from sniffies last night! he was a honey bear
Ray: what's a honey bear?
me: oh, well you know how I'm an otter, since I'm a smaller dude with a forest of chest hair? a honey bear is like a bear but less hairy and/or less masc. I was way hairier than him and he was vibing hard with it!

Scott: hey honey bear!
James: aww hey handsome

by jeauseph February 3, 2024