T-cake evans

t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape

"T-cake evans do you have a fag i could get"

by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021

moon cake

way of reffering to a vagina, when talking about performing cunnilingus

hey baby, lemme eat your moon cake tonight

by sexhaver015 January 10, 2021

Valentines cake

Getting some ass on Valentine’s Day

Yo Kieran gave me some valentines cake

by NumOneShawty February 14, 2021

Pasta Cake

When one eats too much pasta and it goes straight to their ass.

Joan: "I heard you went to Olive Garden last night."
Steve: "_eah it gave me pasta cake though."

by Timtomteroo March 5, 2021

Poos cake

Poos cake is someone who is a friend but also ur poos. The origin of this word comes from Fayerweather Hall at the the University of Rhode Island. Two pals decided to get smacked and started saying poos for whatever reason. The rest is history.

“Yo, have you seen Ryan”
“You mean poos cake?”

by Poos cake January 23, 2021

Boneless cake mixer

First you put cake ingredients into a girls vagina such as milk and eggs, then you grad a cake mixer mix all that shit in her vagina until no bubbles form. Then you lay plastic rap on her vagina and grab a hair dryer and bake the cake with it. Once the cake looks done on her vagina, take a large shit in her mouth and eat the cake with her pubic hair. Bone appetite

Dude I was so horny, I gave taquanisha the Boneless cake mixer

by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD January 25, 2021

carrot cake walk

Something easy but boring as fuck

2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.

by SumB January 27, 2021