Vlady's toes

Everyday that you wake up, you feel sad and don't know what to do with your life, you don't have any energy and just want to find a purpose to your life, for myself, Vlady's toes is the meaning of life, finding your crunchy toes and being able to see them and treat them with care every day is the best feeling you can have.

Find your toes - Alesteve33

I sucked Vlady's toes last night

by Alenijja June 10, 2022

Mama food toes

Mama eats toes yummy yum

Bro mama food toes are yummy.

by King Crowe July 18, 2022

Casually Tickling Toes

A Kid that Tickles pickles, toes and ass. He breaks his pasta and makes the pasta water into ice cubes and puts it into more pasta water. He puts pineapple on pizza and also puts toenail clippings in the cheese for more of a crunchy texture.
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN

Person1: Is that person Casually Tickling Toes

Person2: I think he is as he is eating their toes.

by obamaratio3342lbzooz42 October 21, 2022

keep u on ur toes

A really cool phrase to use whenever u want to say that ur gonna keep somebody waiting for something or otherwise alert.

Repopularized by Linus 😎😎

Gaby: “How are you going to do that?”

Linus: “Idk yet. I’ll keep u on ur toes.”

by #1gabyfan March 18, 2023

Swedish fish toenail growth

When eating Swedish fish causes your toenail to growth at a higher rate.

My girlfriend doesn’t believe I have Swedish fish toenail growth

by Deeptoot69420 May 9, 2023

Devil's Toenails

Usually consumed by starving Dead Heads and Hippies, Devil's Toenails are simply a crushed-up version of Ramen noodles without the liquid, usually with whatever flavor packet is included.

"We're all so strung out on acid that we can't even heat up a cup of water. It looks like we'll be eating Devil's Toenails again tonight for sure!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 22, 2023

Suck my toes

"Suck my toes" is a phrase for any nigga in the world to say when you piss them the fuck off.

Cameron: "Suck my toes bitch you irritating as hell."
Raven: Cameron what.

by Sage- May 24, 2023