The Thing 

I will give the most mainstream definition now. Most people know The Thing as the comic character. He is orange with blue jeans and has super strength. Originally he was a WWII vet,Ben Grimes, who joined his friend Reed Richards on a space mission. During that mission, he Richards, Richards's wife and brother-in-law were exposed to radiation in space. This caused them to get super powers. In 2005, Michael Chiklis played The Thing and in 2015, Jamie Bell played The Thing. The Thing is loved among Marvel heroes. He gets positive reception for his portrayal as an outsider. He was ranked #18 on IGN's top 100 heroes list. Successful solo series of him was released.

This is the definition of The Thing which defines the comic version.

The Thing beat up Dr.Doom's minions last issue.

The Thing by Fabulous Max March 18, 2017

pluckin' the taco 

The act of shaving your female's hoo-ha.

pluckin' the taco by Anonymous May 10, 2003

enables the tables

also means rocks my socks

whoa! that song enables the tables!

enables the tables by anonymous April 4, 2004

Dancing The Twelve Step

To firmly believe in and practice the Twelve Step Program of Alcoholics Anonymous. From James Frey's book, A Million Little Pieces.

"Near the end, there is a section of testimonials. One is by a dentist, one by a European Drinker, one by a Salesman, one by an Educated Agnostic. They were all Alcoholic disasters, they all found God, they all started dancing the Twelve Step, they all got better." -A Million Little Pieces by James Frey

Dancing The Twelve Step by Jay.Rod February 2, 2009

Punching the Turkey Sub 

1. Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol with your wife on "date night" resulting in the drunk hungry's, which can only be satisfied by a trip to the local sub shop for a foot long. After deciding one sub isn't enough she tries to grab yours and when denied punches the sub out of your hands. The evening ends with no midnight meal and no consummation of date night, leaving you with no option but to " Punch the turkey sub" yourself.

Date night ended with Jen passed out and me "Punching the Turkey Sub."

Punching the Turkey Sub by HarryTanline April 10, 2010

Thomas the tank engine 

Thomas the tank engine was originally a book series called the Railway series. Thomas the tank engine was a TV series for kids in 1984. Thomas the tank engine was narrated by Ringo star in the UK dub and in the US dub it was narrated by George Carlin.

Thomas is a little tank engine who lives on the Island of sodor.
He has Four wheels, a Short stumpy funnel, and a short stumpy dome.

He is very Cheeky.
Thomas the tank engine mostly teases Gordon after Gordon finishes his work.
Thomas: *BEEP BEEP* WAKE UP LAZY BONES DO SOME HARD WORK LIKE ME
Gordon: *is shocked*

Thomas the tank engine by aeaeaeeaeaexd April 23, 2021

Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

Feloniously slay the testator by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009