simp

a boy who would leave his bros to flirt with some older hoes. he often thinks that every girl who looks at him is instantly in love with him. often has a high pitched voice and an awful hair cut. a kid who tries too hard and fails miserably.

a: where is ryan? we left him simpin with some 8th grade hoes.

b: ryan thinks you like him if you just have your feet faced in his direction.

c: whats a simp? just think of ryan... oh, then a hoe loving crackhead

by snow_white07 March 13, 2020

Simp

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland

Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"

by not__weed May 18, 2020

Simp

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp!
Person 2: What’s a simp?
Person 1: Haven’t you found out? Joe is the definition of simp.
Person 2: Ew!
simp joe sappy pussy

by Devi1sev7n April 14, 2020

koro sensei simp

degenarates who spend their lives jacking off to an anime octupus because they are discord mods and cant get bitches on their dick

ew a koro sensei simp, lets runso we dont see them make thirsty tweets

by InfinityYT March 8, 2022

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

Simp

filip.

Omg he's a total simp, his name must be Filip.

by screaming crying throwing up December 2, 2021

Simp

An overused word by idiots that means that someone puts the hoes before the bros but is now used so commonly that any man just being generally nice to a female is a simp.

Tyler: Oh hey Melissa, your purse fell on the floor here it is

Melissa: Thanks Tyler!
Idiots: oooooohhh such a simp hahah simp simp why are you simping hahahahah

by DestiKnee May 13, 2020