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stretchbutt

a homosexual "bottom boy" that craves getting fucked up the ass and dying from AIDS in order to achieve the ultimate gay experience.
see that skinny diseased faggot with the semen running out his ass and the big smile on his face. man what a fucking stretchbutt
by fagshooter December 15, 2011
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Streptoccockulous

The condition of which one shoves a cock so far down their throat that it causes permanent esophageal damage. Symptoms include scratchy irritation, trouble breathing, slurred speech, and an occasional bout of herpes.
"Amy caught Streptoccockulous; I told her not to insert Dan's dick any further than the uvula."
by yeastinfectionbakery July 18, 2012
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stretchhole

Stretchhole is slang for when you have taken a giant dump and your butthole feels as if it has been stretched out. It is extremely uncomfortable and a common feeling after delivering a larger than normal turd that feels as if your are giving birth from your butthole normally due to late stages of constipation. Your butthole has a blinking or winking sensation for several minutes after you finish dumping and will remain sore for a couple of days.
I got a case of stretchhole because I took a dump the size of a small animal.
by jwatkins936 November 25, 2013
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stretcher

A stretch that's so good it gives you a boner. (A combination of stretch and boner)
Man, that was a total stretcher
by textman09 December 27, 2013
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Streft

When Zach cannot decide if we should continue driving straight or turn left.
by thissssguy January 9, 2015
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Skreets

Subpar low grade weed attained from common street dealer. "Skreet" derived from the word "street"
I was looking forward to smoking some more of that OG Kush my dealer had, but he disappointed me when he handed me this sack of Skreets.
by bedolla1993 October 5, 2015
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Streep

I bought a lamp with a smooth streep.
by 1afen June 22, 2016
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