Disco Dick

After a wonderful Christmas lunch with the family, you and your girlfriend retreat to a quiet corner of the house, where she proceeds to give you a handjob. However, one detail has been overlooked. The glitter from the $20 pack of Christmas bon bons is all over her hand, and subsequently all over your dick. Also referred to as 'party pole'.

"Oh my god, I can't believe she disco dick'd me. I feel so festive!"

by dingleberry7 December 26, 2017

Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

by Reaalme February 12, 2018

dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

insert dick

Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk

My computer prompts me to insert dick

by dildo777 April 9, 2022

dick cannon

1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.

Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.

by Bored ALTs July 28, 2014

Dick Whisperer

A girl that knows how to make you hard or erect.

That girl over there, Amy is a real Dick Whisperer. She can really make you hard

by Purplewarrior49 May 6, 2018

Anaconda dick

A particularly large penis

"I had sex with Cody last night and man did he have an Anaconda Dick"

by BriannaXOXO June 9, 2015