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Abby Ryan 

Beacon College's version of a Barbie doll who spent 4 years of college being overly obsessed over a professor and the professor's rock band while pretending and believing that she is in a relationship with a guy who actually didn't love her at all. This person constantly whined and complained the drama about the college when she was one of the most dramatic people that the college had to called as one of their students.
Don't associate with Abby Ryan unless you want to be stuck dealing an over the top, immature, and whiny Barbie doll who was wears the same outfit everyday, who rather spends more time at a Disney park rather than in a classroom, and who is filled with constant emotional baggage.
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FLYING RYAN 

When you flood the boston harbor with ur giant flying teabag
Don't hit me with ur flying ryan.
FLYING RYAN by Funkster01 March 16, 2024

Andrew Ryan Rafols 

Founder of Astralabs; a true huckster; conman; fraudster
Bernie Madoff was such an Andrew Ryan Rafols

Scotlynd Ryan 

Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!
Sincerely, your anonymous stalker
I absolutely fucking love Scotlynd Ryan
Scotlynd Ryan by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024

Isha Ryan 

The most sigma ohio eunnie-chan who is my oppa senpai.
"omg.. is that.."

"ISHA RYAN!! THE QUEEN OF BRITAIN AND THE MASTER OF GRIZZLY TALES FOR GRUESOME CHILDREN!!!!"

Ethan Ryan 

Married to Erica han, Ethan Ryan has ammased a network of over 2,000,000 at the age of 17, what can this man not do?
Look at that hottie ethan ryan I heard he can bench 300, has a 1600 sat, 50 wives, and is a successful artist under the name kpop smoke
Ethan Ryan by K-POP Smoke August 9, 2024

Paul Ryan Effect 

The accepted reality that promises made by Republican candidates won't come true. Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan claimed that he was a "Solid Conservative", when in fact he was a self-promoting sleazeball that lied for several years without any shame. Ryan promised great things in his campaigns, but the USA suffered severe losses during his tenure in Congress.
During 2024, Trump was out there making big promises about eliminating taxes on tips and Social Security payments. Now we see the Paul Ryan Effect in action. Tips and Social Security payments are still being taxed and there is no fix in sight.