dick spanker

Someone that masturbates too hard, too often, and without lotion/lubricant.

You're 25 and still a virgin?! You must be a real dick spanker.

by FroggyJ April 27, 2006

Disco Dick

After a wonderful Christmas lunch with the family, you and your girlfriend retreat to a quiet corner of the house, where she proceeds to give you a handjob. However, one detail has been overlooked. The glitter from the $20 pack of Christmas bon bons is all over her hand, and subsequently all over your dick. Also referred to as 'party pole'.

"Oh my god, I can't believe she disco dick'd me. I feel so festive!"

by dingleberry7 December 26, 2017

kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.

Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.

by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011

Dick Stench

The smell of a rancid penis that's not been washed for months.

Jerry: I seen some homeless guy yesterday, he was disgusting, he had really bad Dick Stench.

by The Masked Porn Star February 13, 2009

Prune Dick

An old mans shrivled penis.

I wonder what a young woman could find attractive about some old prune dick.

by Lord Umbarger March 22, 2010

Stiff dick

A hard one

Nouha: oh damn babe you've got a stiff dick!

by Reaalme February 12, 2018

insert dick

Misspelled "disk" .
In the game Surgeon Simulator, computer prompts doctor to insert dick, presumably meaning floppy disk

My computer prompts me to insert dick

by dildo777 April 9, 2022