Tactical Sex

Having sex as quitely as possible, in order to avoid being caught. Can involve turning games or music up to otherwise extreme volumes. Also known as ninja sex.

Dude, my mom's girlfriend was upstairs, so we had to have tactical sex instead.

by Midnyteshadow May 23, 2010

sad sex

when you're sad so you have sex with someone else who is sad. you will both cry somewhere in the sex.

Jerry was sad so he called Karen and they had sad sex.

by emoly2019 January 26, 2016

sex bouy

the up and down bobbing motion of doing the nasty in a pool, hot tub, or other large body of water

"Last thing I remember we were playing pool at Big 'Uns and then we ended up nekid in the pool floating around like a sex bouy"

by Lolo fo sho August 14, 2009

Victory Sex

What President Barack Obama had with First Lady Michelle Obama on the night Osama bin Laden died.

"I did indeed have victory sex with my wife Michelle on the night of May 1st" - Barack Obama

by BlackTokyo May 25, 2011

solo sex

jacking off; getting down all by yourself; masturbating.

"l'm pretty hrny. l'm gonna g ohave solo sex now."

by sexykittenn614 October 3, 2008

sex feet

A painful injury sustained by women during sex resulting from the repeated rubbing of the tops of the feet on the couch as she rides. Oftentimes skin is removed as the injury is sustained, leaving a red patch on the top of the woman's foot, which she will subsequently lie about to cover up the true nature of the injury so as not to be embarassed when she has to go to the doctor or something similar.

" Man my sex feet really hurt from that hot bath I took last night!!!"

by supremehighlander July 18, 2006

Toilet Sex

This is the act of having sexual intercourse while one of the party's is going the bathroom. It is very dirty and I am guessing not very popular. Although it is not popular some people are aroused by it.

Dane Derouin likes the feeling of toilet sex in his bathroom only.

by 9289515257 October 22, 2011