The act of giving or receiving anal sex in an attempt to move a particular piece of obstruction or loosen up the bowel contents of a constipated partner.
This morning, I woke up to my girlfriend loudly grunting and moaning in the bathroom. I asked her what the problem was so when she told me she was constipated, I informed her that if she would go ahead and bend over, I would give her the SexLax. Luckily for her, she accepted my offer and now she feels great.
Refers to medication taken before intense sexual encounters. Similar to ex-lax but rather than feces being expelled it educes the excretion of all sexual fluids from users.
Billy Mays yelled, "Sexlax is so powerful it causes penile explosions even when user is suffering a rotten case of whisky dick!"*
In the locker room before practice Dan told his teammates, "I was hit with sexlax after shagging Suzy last Friday night. It happened so fast I pulled over and dropped serious mud in the DQ parking lot!".
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.