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belly button kisses 

When two heavier set people have intercourse and the belly buttons create a kissing sound due to excess skin and perspiration.
" It sounded like four people in the bed last night. We had some intense belly button kisses going. "
" Those are some big bellies.! You suppose they can get some belly button kisses going?"
belly button kisses by ERnood84 April 10, 2017

butt kisser 

Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
Ken stays late to work everyday, so he can lick his bosses boots. He is a real ass/butt kisser
butt kisser by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007

kissing my sister 

An expression indicating that something is unsatisfactory, though not entirely terrible.
Wil: Winning back the $50 that it cost to enter the poker tournament after playing for 12 hours is like kissing my sister!
Ty: You've kissed your sister?!?!
Wil: Don't tell anyone...
kissing my sister by Dan TheMan October 9, 2007

Ass Kisser 

A lowlife person willing to use other people as their targets for advancement in their organization or on the job. They are proficient in manipulation skills. They normally have a nervousness about them (constantly moving their leg) or/and talk almost non-stop about irrevalent topics. This is their way of subconciously manipulating their victims. Any supervisor or authoritative figure not capable of detecting this should be terminated immediately for compromising company morale. Ass Kissers like to take gifts to their superiors (fresh mushrooms, fish, etc...) this is a control technique used on weak management. They also love to cause trouble by telling on other employees and if they have nothing to tell they will just lie to have a story. Ass Kissers love trouble! Good managers/supervisors will find a reason to quickly terminate these people because they know that is the Ass Kisser gets the chance they will burn them out of their job. Acronyms for Ass Kisser are BJ and CJ.
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taco flavored kisses 

A song made popular by Hennifer Lopez.
Three tacos, two tostados and a soda pop. Don't forget the hot sauce chulo!

kissquake 

A kiss which ripples though a fandom like an earthquake bringing joy or heartbreak depending on whether you ship the people involved in the kiss.
Harry and Ginny's kissquake in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince was one of the best moments in the book.