green meat attack

A shit (usually a massive log) that has been stained green from any number of dye-containing foods (such as dark purple Powerade or Crunch Berries.

Al Bundy (from "Married with Children") exits a bathroom, toilet flushing in the background and states "Green meat attack..."

green meat attack by Lord Humungus November 9, 2006

wack attack 

To have the sudden urge to masturbate in a public place, usually a restaurant, and to then start beating off savagely.

O man did you here? Bobby had a wack attack at his nephews birthday party! What a sick bastard.

wack attack by d00d April 27, 2004

spaz attack

a sudden freaking over an event or situation that 99.9% of normal people would consider to be uneventful.

During the spaz attack, the victim becomes agitated, hyper or out of control in some manner.

Symptoms of a spaz attack include: shouting, shortness of common sense and difficulty performing normal daily activities.

Other symptoms of an asthma attack include:
Severe retardedness when breathing both in and out
Difficulty being reasonable
Very rapid breathing
Pacing back and forth
Lecturing that won't stop

Mom's having a spaz attack cuz I missed curfew by 10 minutes.

You should have seen how mom wrapped Dad's Christmas present while she was having a spaz attack.

spaz attack by Bobbdude August 11, 2010

attain 

succeed in achieving (something that one desires and has worked for). You are the one who dedicates time and hard work into something.

I am attained therefore i'm a hard worker and dedicated to my work.

attain by iAttained August 25, 2017

ass attacker 

A homosexual man who pounds ones sphincter until it is so sore one feels that their ass is on fire

Did you see joe and his boyfriend they look like a couple of ass attackers

ass attacker by aj101 July 24, 2006

frat-attack 

Occurs when 8 (or more) frat daddys of the same house or of different chapters enter any bar or party together at once.

"Dude, Barley's Bar was so packed with dumb G.D.I.'s until my boys and I showed up and frat-attacked it"

"That house party looks lame. We should frat-attack it, and consume all of their beverages."

frat-attack by L. bow August 28, 2009

ball sack heart attack 

An exclamation that expresses a generalized intensity, usually, but not necessarily, negative in nature.

Very similar in usage to "fucking A," but with a slightly more negative and sexual connotation.

"Joe, I'm breaking up with you."

"Ball sack heart attack!"

ball sack heart attack by Joel A. October 28, 2007