chicken scratch

Illegible penmanship.

Look at that dude's chicken scratch!

by d00d June 20, 2003

wack attack

To have the sudden urge to masturbate in a public place, usually a restaurant, and to then start beating off savagely.

O man did you here? Bobby had a wack attack at his nephews birthday party! What a sick bastard.

by d00d April 27, 2004

wired

a form of bdsm involving electrostimulation and sometimes bondage

i wired that babe and she came like the nile...

by d00d October 02, 2004

puckslut

Girl who sleeps with hockey players. Frequently heard on northern college campuses.

Damn, ain't nothin' but pucksluts up in this bitch. I'mma be wordcouch bombing/word tonight.

by d00d June 11, 2003

Nose masta

To be a master brown noser; An expert at ass kissing; To have an enormous nose

That dude is t3h n0s3 m4st4!!!!111

by d00d April 27, 2004

d20

A 20 sided die

roll a d20

by d00d June 13, 2003

gomer

someone who has a crapwagon perversion

"i see only a few Gomers have bothered to turn up for today's crapwagon 'race'"

by d00d July 15, 2004