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The Texas Throne 

The Texas Throne is a sex challenge which involves 2 woman, 2 horses, a horse drawn carriage, and 2 dildos. The challenge starts with a horse drawn carriage by 2 horses. Each horse gets a dildo attached to its back. One woman goes on each dildo, totaling in 2 girls going up against each other. The carriage rides around until the first chick squirts. The first one to squirt wins and gets to wear a cowboy hat for 1 day and labeled as the “The Southern Hoe.” The loser gets trampled by the horse drawn carriage.
Beth: Joshua is MINE.
Jackie: Shut up bitch! He’s MINE!!
Beth: alright fine, let’s play The Texas Throne challenge. Whoever wins gets to have Joshua!
Jackie: Fine!!
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The Toothbrush Incident

A video of TikTok Denver celebrity, Daniel Larson, made for his celebrity crush, Grace Vanderwaal. The video involves a naked Daniel sticking a toothbrush into his rectum, taking it out, and then brushing his teeth with said toothbrush.
“Hey have you heard of The Toothbrush Incident yet?”

“What’s that?”
“I don’t want to say, just read the Urban Dictionary entry.”

Tapping The Trout 

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."

Ride the Tightrope

When a woman is showing a wedgie both in the rear and front of her pants.
Boy, she's really riding the tightrope today!
Ride the Tightrope by simon February 1, 2005

check the ticker 

An insult said to someone who is clued out or always the last to know.
Bob: My team is gonna kick ass this year!
Doug: Not without Jones.
Bob: What happened to Jones?
Bob: Check the ticker for the latest.
check the ticker by Freaqish September 12, 2008

hit the trick 

A combination of hitting the spot and did the trick
Wow, that ice cream sundae hit the trick!
hit the trick by Dino C August 30, 2007

Dodge the Taco 

to have been born by Ceaserian Section as opposed to a vaginal birth
bpark: My mom's a whorebag

chappy: HEY! don't talk about your mom like that, you sprang from her vagina afterall

bpark: did not, I was a c-section baby

chappy: way to dodge the taco