plum huggers

clothing that accentuates a man's bulge.

Ballz couldn't find his codpiece, so he chose to wear leather plum huggers to the art exhibit.

by Freaqish September 11, 2008

check the ticker

An insult said to someone who is clued out or always the last to know.

Bob: My team is gonna kick ass this year!
Doug: Not without Jones.
Bob: What happened to Jones?
Bob: Check the ticker for the latest.

by Freaqish September 12, 2008