Parrot fish

Awkward

thats so parrot fish - meaning thats so awkward

Parrot fish by PARROTFISH007 January 6, 2012

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

amazonian penis fish by bl4ck_d0g May 27, 2008

Fried Fish 

When a female gives a male a lap dance on his face. Shortly after said "Face Dance" is given, he inserts his head into the vagina or anus depending on preference. After his head is fully inserted into the orifice, the female announces that she has herpes (Disease may vary). The female must keep the male inside of her for as long as possible

That bitch gave me fried fish.

I'm going to fry fish tonight

Fried Fish by kananakook May 29, 2009

Smell like fish 

This is when you have someone or multiple people visiting your home or hanging out with you. They are getting old and it's time for them to go, but they are still here. You want to get rid of them.

ex.1: They have been here all weekend. They are starting to smell like fish.

ex.2: Are they smelling like fish yet?

Smell like fish by JJD and CAF April 12, 2009

trumpet fish 

fart

I had a bowl of chili for dinner last night, and the trumpet fish are running wild this morning.

trumpet fish by jak December 27, 2002

shell fish 

The act of being selfish. Some that is selfish.

Balard: Damn, we suck, were losing by 30!
Earl: Maybe if u weren't such a shell fish and passed the ball we might not be down by so much!

shell fish by MIKIEL June 22, 2007

african fish market 

a common misconception of the words "Abercrombie & Fitch model" when you or your phone partner has a shitty phone service *cough* AT&T *cough cough*. usually the same reason to blame disconnects in MMO games.

Brian: hey dev, did u see that new Abercrombie & Fitch models application in the mail for u?
Devan: HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck?!?!?
Brian: uhmmm, what's so funny. u know u applied right?
Devan: wait, did u just say African fish market?
Brian: *enunciating* ABERCROMBIE & FITCH MODEL
Devan: oh, well.... FUCKING AT&T?!?!?
Brian: o son of a bitch i know right, i was playing WoW tonight and we were raiding KZ when i got effin' DC'd mid-aran gawd...
Devan: ... y do i even bother *click*
Brian: hullo? ... hullo?... *wrist*

african fish market by out like a sukkah' March 4, 2009