Chrisean Rock

A delusional weird drug addict. her drug is Blueface, an engaged man to Jaidyn whom he’s been with for a long ass time. At this point, it makes me feel like she likes Blueface more than her own son with the way that shes throwing her life away. Needs to leave Summer Walker alone. She got a snaggle tooth, no man, fucked up life and a baby she cant even hold right. Summer Walker didn't lie dont get mad because she showed you truth and she got mad, she acting like she gon fight summer like her security wont body the fuck outta her. Know your place , you’re 23 act like it. Before you go back to Blueface how about you fix yo mama teeth cause we both she aint got none. We can see you taking inspo for her. focus on your son who got leaked because of YOU. I feel bad ghat you his mother this is the definition of all children deserve parents, but not all parents deserve children. How can your big sister come on the job that you apparently is the “star of” and take your place… you not the fan favourite anymore sis 🤣

Nita: yk chrisean rock?

Chelsea: that one bitch who pulled her tooth out because of a man🤣

Nita: Yeahhhh he said i was as delusional as chrisean, i cried.

by ReadThem October 27, 2023

Chrisailys

Chrisailys is a unique person with a very unique name. She is one of the most beautiful women god has sent to this world. She can be an example of perfection. She knows how to comfort a friend when needed, she will always be there for you no matter what, she knows who and who to not hang around with. That’s why Chrisailys has such a good personality with evb. There’s no one in her life who can change who she is because she has the right people with her. She is also very outgoing , funny , goofy , and kind. Her eyes and her hair are very pretty, she knows how to maintain her hair healthy and knows how to do a bunch of good hairstyles. So if you need anybody, go to her. And, if you have any type of relationship with someone named Chrisailys, just know you are one of the luckiest people in this world.

“Will Chrisailys come today”
(She’s always late for everything)

by Doviett November 19, 2023

chrisangel

THE BEST BASEBALL PLAYER IN THE WORLD WHO ALSO HAS THE BIGGEST PENIS KNOWN TO MAN

person1: chrisangel has entered the building

everybody else in the building: praises chrisangel in unison

by anonymous November 20, 2023

chrisangely

Short,Silly,funny,well known for her looks, beautiful absolutely gorgeous person sweet and kind so generous and selfless, shes so thoughtful and always thinking about others.

Person 1: yk chrisangely?

Person 2: yea shes so nice and pretty!!

by Erm wermy November 21, 2023

chrisantha

Chrisantha is a great friend who always looks out for other’s interests even when hers may be shunned. She is sweet and loves all kinds of animals especially fox. She loves to hang out with friends. Chrisantha loves the sky. Sometimes she is doubtful and a little melancholy she is overall an amazing and wonderful person. Everyone needs a Chrisantha in their life because she will do anything to make sure they feel loved.

Person 1: You see Chrisantha over there?
Person 2: Yeah she’s so cool

by linkypoo5252 November 22, 2023

Chrisai

The existence of an infinite amount Chrises, similar to the paradox of infinite Ryan's or Kyle's, but unique to the Canadian context.

The Chrisai were both here and beyond perception, imbued and woven into the fabric of time.

by Sanarakas August 25, 2025

Chriscin

The action of saying something clearly obvious but provides zero additional information to the correct context of the situation.

John told me to hotwire a car while I was already driving. John is being a Chriscin.

by AllEyesAre0nYou January 1, 2026