Seven inch eyes

Those pained squints you get when inch number seven is introduced

Bro you wouldn't believe the seven inch eyes when I finished inserting

by Dr Hammer February 4, 2022

ole big eyes

A person that hates urbandictionary.com

by ole big eyes August 7, 2003

are my eyes red

Something freshman's say when they're high. Or they're on something that would intoxicate them and make their eyes red. For example DAT ZAZA!!!

(X went to the bathroom for 15 minutes and x comes out)
X: “yo bro are my eyes red”
Y: “nah your good”

by Hahahahah473 September 19, 2023

blow me eyes

Eyes that are so blue that they’re the kind of eyes you want to see when a girl is going down on you.

“Heather is so hot bro.”
“I know, one look into those “blow me eyes” and I almost nut in my pants.”

by swagmoney237 July 26, 2022

Asian Pink Eye

Vagina; usually good/unused.

Yo Rockstar, I heard you stayed over at Katie's last night! You get tha asian pink eye or what?

by Backdoor Bren April 12, 2008

red eye

to lower your anus onto an open eye

fraser drunkenly red eyed Lt Colonal Weddeburn during his initiation

by marshy December 28, 2005

Rollin' Brown Eye

During sexual foreplay, the woman partner straddles the man, while laying on his back, facing the opposite direction, shits on his chest.

While Jack was handcuffed to the bed, his wife Maggy asked him "Would you like a Rollin' Brown Eye?" The man replies "What is that?" Maggy then shits on his chest as her husband watches her poop roll out of her bum.

by ChronicShrewms June 30, 2011