Squints

The group of scientists at the Jeffersionian Institute which FBI Agent Seely Booth calls "squints"

Come on squints we got a case!

by gleekgirl97 September 16, 2010

Squints

The man in Sandlot which is one of the greatest movies of all time. He made out with Wendy Peffercorn becuase he has giant balls. Then he boned her when he grew up.

Squints is the man. that's it.

by Peter Bradley January 20, 2005

Squints

A word used to describe a massive overflow of fences or diarrhea after eating spicy meat most commonly associated with BBQ. An excessive amount of meaty poop exploding from the anus.

Man I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Squints after eating all this BBQ.

by Mr.ThatGuy August 25, 2018

Squints

Where by a pair of swimming goggles is generously filled with the love juice of a man or woman and then worn by either the last to contribute or the fluffer/sex slave. Unisex and can be enjoyed by a couple, in a group or on ones lonesome.

Are you joining us later for a spot of Squints?

by Lord Mingus August 1, 2010

Squints

A slang term for Group of Asians.

Did you see that tour bus full of squints at the beach today? Fuck they annoy me!

by Hammy_string June 24, 2009

squints

An upset stomach that may or may not lead to diarrhea or vomiting.

I sure have the squints after eating that giant bowl of chili.

by Sir Desmond Ginger Fur February 13, 2009

Squints

The area(s) between the labia or shaft and the thigh.

“Daaaang, I’m all sweaty up in my squints.”

by Mr CM February 25, 2024