Date Weight

Ron's imaginary body weight that would allow him to be the ladies man he imagines himself to have been.

"I have to stop hogging this KFC and get back to date weight"

by Colonel Harland Sanders August 13, 2008

divorce weight

The target weight of a woman who is or will be back on the market. To estimate (in lbs) 1.5 x weight at marriage (or use her actual weight while married) then subtract 2 x her age at divorce. e.g. A woman married at 120 lbs (maxed out at 180 lbs) and got divorced at 40. Divorce weight=(1.5 x 120)-(80)=100lbs

Wow that chic looks 10lbs short of healthy - she must be at her divorce weight.

by wyrick May 19, 2011

weight

blame, responsiblity

who's gonna take the weight -Ganstarr

by Countbass C August 21, 2003

alternative weightstyle

Similar to alternative lifestyle (i.e. gay), but softens the blow for fatties.

I'm not fat, I just choose to have an alternative weightstyle.

by GhostofYINever May 15, 2008

weight smart vitamin

This is the type of person who will one day experience the saying what comes around goes around.... Also this person is the ONLY time where it is ok to stick your finger in your own ass and wipe it accross their upper lip....

See Dirty Sanchez

Yo, I got weight smart vitamined all day long so i self sanchezed her....

by usmcgunny April 14, 2004

Weightman

Weightman is a school where literally everyone is a crackhead but we all know each other. The boys are gay for each other and they are obsessed with taking your scrunchies. The girls are thots or nerds. And the teachers are uptight asf except for the coaches.

Thomas E. weightman middle school is crackhead heaven

by Slowlydrifting56 November 10, 2019

Plate-weight

Amount of food distribuited equally across a paper plate.

"My plate-weight has been thrown off due to my lack of pizza on one side."

by jack the jackoffer January 18, 2010