Santa Weight

Weight you put on over the winter holidays, due to the crap ton of candy and baked goods available

1 : "Be honest, does this dress make me look fat?"
2: "I mean, you have put on some weight since I last saw you."
1: "Yeah, but it's Santa weight. I'm gonna lose it by January."

by Xpngs&cats December 5, 2016

girlfriend weight

When you and you're girlfriend move in together, you tend to gain weight because she always want to go out to eat.

Hey bro you wanna go out to eat?

Nah man I gained some girlfriend weight ever since Natasha moved in.

by fredyo April 18, 2017

Love Weight

The weight you gain once you and your significant other begin to go out with each other and then you stop caring about your appearance.

Now that Luis and Lily are going out, you can definitely see their Love Weight showing.

by Weaboocuck June 4, 2019

Mommy weight

A middle-aged woman who has a softly rounded physique due to not having the time to exercise, or weight gained during a pregnancy, and never lost.

I've gained some mommy weight in the last couple years

by Heyitsj000 April 15, 2020

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Natural Weight Reduction

Rust. Specifically, rust on a car. As the metal oxidises away, it gradually makes your vehicle lighter, even if just by a little bit.

Fix the rust on your car ASAP, before you know it, it'll be natural weight reduction.

by cooljames044 May 11, 2021

Foam Weight

Typically something used by a person like Adam Woitas

Man Adam loves those foam weights! He always brings them to the gym to look strong

by Gym goer 123 October 13, 2021