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treadway

A noun of German origin. 1. A person incapable of dealing with technology; one whose presence causes a breakdown in all nearby electrical appliances. 2. A person unable to maintain a schedule; also marked by excessive lateness and/or absenteeism. 2b. Someone possessing a pathological devotion for engaging in tangents and asides. 3. Someone who believes that the world and its constituent parts can be properly represented by an array of ellipses.
That treadway is a walking computer virus; please don't let him into the computer labs.
by David MacDonald April 2, 2005
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TrafaligarLaw

Handsome, smart, wealth and women --- this guy has it all.

An ex-diamond, and current world class jungler of the 2014 League of Legends season, Trafaligarlaw has proven himself time and time again that he stands above the rest in the league of legends scene. Made famous by his Masterful Yi jungle, and early theory predicting of the season 2015 triple solo lane double jungle (1-1-1), is continually seeking out challenges to test his limits.

He now sits at a modest gold 1 solo queue rank, the gatekeeper of platinum, bathing in the tears of his crushed opponents season end dreams. He is also a pervert.

Just be sure to remember.

When you queue up, prepare yourself, this guy is literally Dandy.
Holy shit this guy is literally TrafaligarLaw.
by online friend October 23, 2014
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tread

an adjective; cool; awesome, dank, fresh.
She is so tread, she makes all the popular kids look like crap.


That dress is not tread, it went out of style 3 weeks ago.
by awkwardly kylee October 3, 2008
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Treading on tight water

Advancing on a guy whom you have strong feelings for who may or may not have a current girlfriend.
I’ m totall treading on tight waters with him.
by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019
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Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.
"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."
by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020
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Treadies

People who use treadmills at the gym.
Repetition motion that is absolutely neutral.
AI Borg Zombies.
The largest majority of crowd members that conform by default.
"There's more treadies at the gym every day, do any of them know that all that torque could be stored separately?... Where is your pump and how do you max it?"
by SJS June 11, 2015
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poop-tread

Aggressive shoe tread that offers no more traction than slick-bottomed soles but easily catches and carries poop until the tread comes in contact with any carpeted surface.
These are poop-tread boots!
by Michael Kelsey January 27, 2004
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