Little Dick Exposure Therapy

An idea that many men subscribe to. It states that if more men with little dicks go out there and have sex and show women a good time, they'll be more open to having sex with men with small penises.

Rico:"How was your date last night?"
Tom:"It was good until it was time for sex, she rejected me after seeing my small penis."
Rico:"Maybe she just needs a little more Little Dick Exposure Therapy, better luck next time buddy."

by BigPiel11 March 10, 2023

Therapist

someone who gets payed to here you bitch about your feelings, wants your money, and in general, is a big gay Faggot.

"why don't you cry to your therapist you fucking homo!"

by montana is gay June 10, 2006

retail therapy

shopping with the purpose of boosting one's mood

I don't get a mood boost from shopping, so retail therapy isn't even an option.

by The Return of Light Joker July 19, 2010

Therapist

a bitch who listens to you gab and gab, and acts like your mother when she says she won't do that

"my therapist is s second mother to me...not good"

by Tessa June 10, 2006

Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.

by growler666 March 21, 2011

Holistic massage therapy

Another name for a blowjob

Honestly, honey, I'm not fooling around on you. I had to go to the clinic for my holistic massage therapy.

by wetcoaster September 15, 2006

Therapitize

To give someone therapy

Today at my therapy job i therapitize a crazy chick.

by Ebony1997 May 2, 2011