E-Therapy

What one resorts to when they cannot afford real therapy.

Person One: "I need serious help, but I cant afford it."

Person Two: "Dude, just go to an online forum and list your problems, E-Therapy is the way to go!"

by captainbreeze May 18, 2009

bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.

My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.

by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018

insta-therapy

Is where a person creates multiple “motivational” posts in hopes that they can help someone or help themselves. Typically though the one making the post is the one who ACTUALLY needs to apply the advice.

Wow did you see all of Nancy’s posts? Yeah she’s providing some serious Insta-Therapy. She needs to get off social media and just fix her life.

by Your Lawrd Jesus July 03, 2019

therapy god

one whose therapy level is over nine thousand.

yo did you see Ian yesterday he comforted Abby so good that she was screaming therapy god.

by The_hokage June 19, 2017

The Rapy (Therapy)

Therapy without consent or asking.

Sometimes but not always a kin to "Mind Fuck"

"I was feeling down and my wife gave me The Rapy."

"Why do strangers in this town think they know what's best try and give me The Rapy (Therapy)"

"She gave me The Rapy and I think I feel better now, what a total mind fuck"

by StrangerDangers March 03, 2024

Therapy Dave

Who is "Therapy Dave?"

Hym "We don't know! Who could it be? Who IS 'Therapy Dave' and, beyond that, are we all not Therapy Dave in one way or another? Only time will tell."

by Hym Iam October 05, 2023

special k therapy

1. Medicinal Ketamine (infusion therapy)
2. Ketamine legally administered by a nurse in a mental health doctor’s office; used to treat self-harm and suicidal ideation symptoms in patients who are anti-depressant resistant; another way to treat Depression, Anxiety, and PTSD. Good success rate as an alternative. Legal in some states in the U.S, not covered by insurance.

I think my mental wellbeing needs a tune up, I’ll schedule a special k therapy appointment soon.

by staceycasey November 04, 2022