dutch mouth

When a person types English with spelling that looks more Dutch than it does English.

Person 1: Aeyy wut r yu doenn todae
Person 2: Wow, you have a serious case of dutch mouth.

by Trerry October 11, 2015

dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.

Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,

by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022

Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.

She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.

by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019

infinity dutch

A dutch meant to be used to roll into a blunt, however possessing no end on the leaf where it can be peeled. The roller often continually turns and turns it looking for the end before turning to the other side, or cracking a new as it is deemed an Infinity Dutch.

"What the fuck is taking you so long you rook"

"Its a fucking infinity dutch, get in the car."

by Ridgefields Finest November 12, 2007

dutch paddle

Similar to a dutch rudder but the for the female counterpart. When another person moves the arm for a woman while she Paddles the pink canoe. A form of masterbation with friends.

Jas gave Angie a dutch paddle last night.

by John Swan November 25, 2006

Dutch Touchdown

to pull-out and cum on a girls stomach. In the process of spraying your ever-dieing kids on her, you throw up five fingers on one hand and the thumb on your other hand, simultaneously.

Signaling six-points for the touchdown you just splashed on her.
The scoring system is as follows:
You have a lifetime running total you must keep with yourself and friends.
If you miss her completely, or fail to achieve contact above the belly button, your total remains at 6 points.
If you get it on her face, you have successfully completed a two-point conversion and your total is now 8
If you make it on her chest or stomach its an extra point for a total of 7.

Last night while I was smashing my girlfriend, I pulled out and decided to go for two. I threw up my 6 fingers to signify my dutch touchdown but my kids landed on the sheets wide left. Leaving me with an unsuccessful point after attempt only giving me a 6 point night.

by Splashmaster December 30, 2012

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009