textimony

Verb- A very large text message.

Plural- Textimonies.

Example 1: Please don’t sending me a Textimony..

Example 2: Bitch keeps spamming me with Textimonies!

by kinglion102 January 8, 2014

Textanoia

N. The way you feel after you just send a text in anticipation of a response, so you frequently check your phone

Dude, you must have textanoia because you've checked your phone like five times already.

by Tonystunna August 8, 2014

Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018

backwards texas turtle

When you put the erected penis through the legs so it's sticking out the back. Then you proceed to putting the penis into an asshole ( The asshole must be gaping) and start fucking it like there is no tomorrow.

Dude last night was so great, I gave Jessica a backwards Texas turtle!

by ResentedMoose January 2, 2017

Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"

A video made using the app CapCut where there are 4 characters in a Roblox group chat, and one of them is either 5 years old or 70 years old.

"Hey man, want to play some Roblox?"
"Sorry I'm to busy watching Roblox Text-to-Speech "stories"."

by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex April 22, 2022

Riding West Of Texas

Having sex a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.

Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"

by Hageam January 16, 2008

Dead-End Text

A text that closes the conversation because it doesn't lead to any engagement from the other user, besides one or two words.

Dead-end text: Thanks for last night.

by Bellaisa Filippis January 22, 2015