The history teacher is always most likely the most coolest teacher to ever exist they always are chill on homework by not giving much or any at all they not only giving little to no work they also understand the problems of modern day such as Mondays and wanting to leave school on Friday the minute you get in class last but not least they teach probably the only subject anyone gives a shit about.
people who aren't in history class: my math teacher is making me have homework over the weekend
people in history class:wow that sucks we get to have a whole week without homework thanks to our history teacher
people in history class:wow that sucks we get to have a whole week without homework thanks to our history teacher
by cole_stevens69 May 24, 2021
Get the history teacher mug.A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.
"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"
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Ela teachers remind me if Life 360 bc they both ruin ur life. Ela teachers r the worst and make your stress levels go from 0 to inifnity in 1 second.
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Me (at my ELA teachers house)- if you dont wanna die then beg for your life in a 12 point size with a times new roman font page. No double spaces. Must have AT LEAST 14 paragraphs. Have fun :)
ELA Teacher- *starts typing while crying*
Me (at my ELA teachers house)- if you dont wanna die then beg for your life in a 12 point size with a times new roman font page. No double spaces. Must have AT LEAST 14 paragraphs. Have fun :)
ELA Teacher- *starts typing while crying*
by mylifeismessierthanmyroom March 8, 2020
Get the ELA Teachers mug.A person whose life calling is in the perpetuation of the body of knowledge and experience gained through thousands of years of civilization. Often attempts to impart said knowledge despite resistance from students who do not care, parents who do not care, administrators who care about the wrong things and other people such as religious fanatics and governments who want their own agenda satisfied. Teachers are passionate about their subject matter, and given a class of students who actually want to learn, there is no end to what can be accomplished. Your typical student nowadays do not understand the one basic fact...without education, you go no further in life. Education is the cornerstone of a civilization. If people were given this value from birth, our poor country would not be in such a sorry state today. Teachers do not give homework to punish or ruin your life. They give it so that you can gain the practice you need to master subject matter. You might not see how you can use this matter later in life, but unless you happen to have a crystal ball (and know how to use it), you really have no idea when you might need it. One of the most important things you can learn in school is time management, so that you can both get your work done AND have a social life, rather than wasting time complaining and end up with no time to do either. Teachers are not people who failed at other things, all of the teachers I know and work with chose teaching as their career outright. We are teachers FIRST, in other words. Our current educational system is not perfect, it's not even great, it needs a lot of fixing up, but until our country as a whole begins valuing education and the role it serves in boosting the economic and social well-being of the nation, it will continue to get short-shrift, and parents will not encourage their children in a positive manner to participate in the process that will ultimate lead them to their adulthood.
"Man, that teacher really sucks!" "Well, if you shut your mouth and actually did your work, you might do well and change your mind!"
by gadjitfreek July 18, 2006
Get the teacher mug.Simply the act of getting burned by a teacher in front of the whole class thus resulting in the class saying "Teacher Burn!"
Teacher: "Today we will be learning More On Lenses, or as I like to call the Christian Lenses" (More + On = Moron, Moron = Christian)
Class: "TEACHER BURN!"
Class: "TEACHER BURN!"
by Nick Rinke April 1, 2009
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by Kromyan October 9, 2009
Get the Teacher mug.(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.
A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.
by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004
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