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Straddle-whipped

Similar to the common term "Pussy-whipped" except this person in fact does not receive any pussy. This person is on a leash so short they sometimes turn to the same sex for pleasure. Made popular by one Ryan J. Abbott.
Ryan is so straddle-whipped he refuses to hook up with anyone.
by Oliver February 5, 2005
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strategesy

Pronunciation: (struh-tee-jus-y)
Part of Speech: adverb

To act in a way, or an act of, extreme strategic value.
His insane skill showed his strategesy.
by lusifer January 4, 2008
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Strategic Paraplegic

Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.
Vince becomes a strategic paraplegic when the remote is too far away.
by Vince October 6, 2008
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Strategy Flush

The strategy flush is when you take such a massive, towering, humongous smelly shit that you have to flush the toilet at 25%, 50% and 75% intervals in order not to clog the toilet. Also known as the Tactics Shit.
"Dude, I just massive clogged the toilet because I took such a huge dump"

"Aw, man, that's why there's the Strategy Flush!!"
by Longbarrel May 27, 2009
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Straidér

Someone who epicly fails occasionally but somehow ends up achieving a personal goal.

(Not to be confused with Straidar)
Spectator1: Wow, did you see that guy on Mario Cart?
He crashed into a big rock and went back to last place!
But a few seconds later he got a really good power-up and finished 1st place!

Spectator2: Nice, that guy is a great Straidér!
by Dodgy_Death July 8, 2009
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Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .
Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.
by CuberB January 17, 2010
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Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.
Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.
by emlprime July 7, 2010
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