splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009

Spurtacular

an interjection for when you or a particular part of yor body has grown a large amount, in a short amount of time.

Ron: DUDE. my hands grew like 3 sizes bigger in the past week
Alfanzo: whoahh SPURTACULAR!!

by VeronikaDaisyIsCrazy April 1, 2010

splurgio

The act of being splurged by a sexual acts.

I had a splurgio night last night and can't move my legs.

by choco1 April 19, 2010

Spurtains

Smelly and listens to Dying Foetus

Spurtains is man that jizz's on the curtains and spews on the periphery of the toilet

by jhytfi765o8tg May 28, 2011

Slurtder

A slut that blurts things out.
Mostly happens when drunk as they slur their words, blurt things out and are a slut.

She is such a slurtder for telling him that.

a slurtder would burst out with random things such as "not just some of it,all of it!"

by Lsiasma May 25, 2013

Splurmazing

Adj.

A word used to describe an earth-shattering orgasm.

"It was the first time you went down on me for months, and it was fucking splurmazing."

by dizzyeyedbex October 6, 2016

Slurt

Slut and Flirt combined.

Kevin you are such a slurt!

by e-v-e July 15, 2016