Spark-a-lark

A spark-a-lark is an alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka, club soda, and a splash of cranberry. It is a cheap, effective way to get drunk while allowing the user to maintain the belief that they are being healthy.

The spark-a-lark is fat free, gluten free, sodium free, and calorie free. It can be enjoyed by anyone, even those who don't enjoy vodka.

"SIX SPARK-A-LARKS PLEASE!!!!" - yelled at an unsuspecting bartender or waitress

"I forgot I don't like vodka, good thing I got a spark-a-lark"

"I need a drink, but I still need to workout later. Spark-a-larks it is!"

by LordBuns August 30, 2017

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Divine Spark

The Divine Spark is the idea, found in various religious and mystical traditions, that a fragment of the divine or a piece of God's essence exists within each human being. It suggests that spiritual enlightenment involves awakening or reconnecting with this inner divinity to transcend the material world.

"Both Gnosticism and Quakerism emphasize the Divine Spark, with Gnostics viewing it as a trapped fragment of God needing liberation through knowledge, while Quakers believe it is an inner light that guides individuals toward truth and spiritual integrity".

by eccojamsvol1 May 23, 2025

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spark a dark

lighting up a blunt.

boy 1: "hey, what are you doing?"

boy 2: "aboutta spark a dark, you?"

by whatever proof August 4, 2013

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Sparks

Massive Mong

"Sparks", you are literally autistic

by Spastics January 29, 2023

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Tossing the Spark Plug

Giving someone a task only to sabotage their ability to complete it while still expecting them to like asking someone to drive you somewhere but you've already removed and discarded their spark plugs.

"How are we supposed to keep inventory with software that's incomplete?" "We're not. Management has been tossing the spark plug"

by Trevor Wolfe July 8, 2019

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