When a skier is mimicking a style of skiing made popular in the 1980's. This particular style is very similar to what was known as parallel skiing, which has now been deemed out of date and very uncool with the advent of shaped skis. One can identify this style if a skier has a their skis together, is putting pressure on the back of the skis, has a ridiculous amount of body rotation, flails their poles about in a wide radius, and is wearing brightly colored one-piece ski suits also from the 1980's.
by SkiUnit August 19, 2008
Get the Poke and Shufflemug. by LongTuna May 8, 2020
Get the Rusty Shufflemug. Blair gave me a Moncton shuffle while driving through Moncton because fuck stopping in that shithole of a city.
by Watchoutfor12 July 24, 2017
Get the moncton shufflemug. In a group of poker players, the shuffle bitch is the player who goes bust first. He or she cannot go home for the rest of the night; instead they must remain and shuffle cards for everyone else at the table.
Ok boys, the game is Jacks Or Better, Trips To Win. Don't wander off, shuffle bitch, we're gonna need you!
by D-Ter August 8, 2009
Get the shuffle bitchmug. SOMEtimes there is an urgency in the deepest darkest regions of the netherbowels... SOMEtimes a suitable bathroom is not within arm's, or ass's, reach... SOMEtimes you can't take a regular step, nevermind run, for fear of downloading a frightful and possibly toxic but definitely humiliating less-than-solid mess. At these times you must keep both feet planted firmly on the floor as you clench your starfish and slowly move in the direction of the nearest shit receptacle. THIS is the Tijuana shuffle.
Brian: "Ahhhgh. All of that Jägermeister, chili, and meth made me do the Tijuana shuffle."
Jess: "You oughta douche... get Sareh to help"
Jess: "You oughta douche... get Sareh to help"
by BJ Himself February 4, 2009
Get the Tijuana shufflemug. A randomly generated yet divinely inspired set of songs played in shuffle mode on an iPod. The state of "God shuffled" is attained where 5 truly great songs are played, and in the most perfectly sequenced order, from a playlist of 1,000 or more mostly ok/mediocre/passable tracks.
A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.
Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.
A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.
The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.
Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
A heightened, more pleasurable and longer lasting state of shuffle streak.
Those who have experienced God Shuffle report that it's as if, out of nowhere and for no discernable reason, God Himself has reached down from Heaven and put together the perfect mix of songs from their iPod playlist. Then, as mysteriously as the mix begins, it can end, returning to normal iPod shuffle crapness.
A God shuffle can appear anywhere, anytime, and to anyone. The world's longest God shuffle was recorded on 27th May 2008 by Matthew Black on a trip between Brisbane and Coff's Harbour (Australia), and lasted 1 hour 13 minutes, beginning with "Pump Up The Volume" by M/A/R/R/S and ending 14 tracks later with "Silverfuck" by Smashing Pumpkins. The God Shuffle was officially over when Silverfuck was followed by "Wake Up" by Hillary Duff.
The state of God Shuffle should be respected and treasured by those fortunate enough to experience it. It is customary to give thanks to the Shuffle Gods with a short prayer at the end of the experience, regardless of religious beliefs or affiliation.
Those who experience God Shuffle commonly report a sense of calmness and euphoria after the experience that can last for days.
Jezza: Holy shit dude, Thunderstruck, Achy Breaky Heart, and John Farnham! Can it get any better?
Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...
<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>
Both: HO-LY-SHIT!
Jezza: Let us pray....
Wozza: Absolutely dude, this feels like it could be a God Shuffle...
<She Sells Sanctuary by The Cult plays>
Both: HO-LY-SHIT!
Jezza: Let us pray....
by Angus McFangus May 27, 2010
Get the God shufflemug. (n). the list of songs that you meant to delete, but are still on your ipod from who knows when. songs on the shuffle shitlist serve as a form of embarrassment when your ipod is played on shuffle in front of your homies.
Guy #1:Dude, why do you still have "Like A Slave" on your ipod?
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.
Guy#2: My bad bro, that song is on my shuffle shitlist.
by RKOWALSKI January 14, 2009
Get the Shuffle Shitlistmug.