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short circuit 

When the medium of electrical transfer takes a shorter path back to the power source (cell or batteries) thus shortening the circuit, and leaving out the resistor (motor, lightbulb, buzzer etc.).


Short circuiting will drain the power source at a phenomenal rate, and is best avoided. The most commonly used method of prevention against this is the (see my definition of) fuse
When I was learning this crap in school a few years back we constantly short circuited all our shit toghether to create huge sparks that whooped the batteries in minutes.
short circuit by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006
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Short Sleeved Magician 

From the TV Show "Important Things with Demitri Martin" and the term is of course by Demitri Martin

When someone is so predictable you see what's comming.

Based on the rabbit in the hat trick; the rabbit actually moves down the sleeve into the hat. If the Magician has short sleeves, you see the rabbit.
Person 1: Dude, yesterday Dan fell on his face when trying to do an ollie, so he stormed off and blamed his new Nike Airs.

Person 2: Typical Dan, what a short sleeved magician.
Short Sleeved Magician by gone laggs February 26, 2010

Short skirts 

When a skirt is too short
Your skirts is too short ugh no one what to see your short skirts

Damm your so sexy because your skirts is too short
Short skirts by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

short man syndrome 

The obnoxious, chauvinistic, arrogant attitude often taken on my short men--seems to be an attempt to make p for their short stature.
Bill's got short man syndrome--did you see how he just talked to that employee?
short man syndrome by someone July 18, 2004

short dizzle 

a tiny penis that is usually owned by a wanna-be thug/wigger that claims to have a giant hog between his toothpicks
Gib wanted to be a porn star, until the talent scout told him he was a short dizzle.
short dizzle by Jim Rieth September 7, 2004

short money 

Pocket change. Spare change. Small amount of money. Not expensive.
I can afford that. It's short money. I've got than that in my pocket change.
short money by Jaded Ace January 25, 2012

Short Hills

One of the richest towns in New Jersey, The East Coast, The United States, etc. Home to JAPs, jews, Posers, and possibly one black person. The public school is practically private and the houses are bigger than apartment buildings. The high school student parking lot contains nicer cars than the faculty's. Finals are not allowed until high school, SATs are always aced. "Punk" people are posers, "ghetto" people are expelled. Crime dosent exist so cops spend their time breaking up parties and "warning" people about using drugs. Girls shop at exclusive boutiques like Gotham, Manning's, Kids at Heart, and the Short Hills Mall. Guys customize their shoes and pop their "oh so ghetto" collars. Pride is taken in the losing football team and the horribly irritating cheerleaders. Summers are spent at camp and in the hamptons, winters in Aspen and the caribbian. In the 7th and 8th Grade Bar/Bat Mitzvahs take up the weekends. Roughly 100 are attended. In 10th grade the same number of Sweet Sixteens are held. Parents are lawyers, doctors, executives, investment bankers, etc. The bottom deciles of the graduating class of Millburn High still go to top 100 schools. The entire town reeks of spolied brat.See Millburn.
Short Hills by xyxyxyxyxyxy September 28, 2005