Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

schlong

a shit-long penis

"Wanna suck on my schlong, homie?"
"hell yeah"

by i_snortwizzfizz November 2, 2021

schlong

a SCHLONG is another funny word for dick,Penis,cock,Meat rod, and the sexual sword!

Guy 1: Wanna see my Schlong ;)
Guy 2: What the fuck do you think i am a porn star?
Guy 3: LEMME AT IT
Guy 1: Alright come here and suck it bitch

by BigFatDicklol June 21, 2023

Bombastic Schlong

A schlong that's the bomb. (Good dick)

Dave: Bro did you hear about Dylan’s bombastic schlong? It’s humongous!
Ricky:Can I try it?

by DylDyl69 June 25, 2024

Schlong

A 'schlong' is a type of food consumed by primarily females.

"I love Johns Schlong!"

by SchlongBoy September 29, 2021

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024

schlong

an extra large penis with green and orange puebes

omg look at that ‘schlong’ 😱😱😱

by schlongman123 December 4, 2020