Long Schlong

A big beaner

“Wow that’s a long schlong you got there”

by oogaboogaboi November 14, 2017

schlong

A very feminine woman.

She is such a schlong lady.

by Penni January 16, 2007

schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Schlond poofa

Schlond poofa is the pet name used for anus, a play on "schlong puffer". While some people refer to their back door as a "tailpipe", there is a movement to refers to a car's tailpipe as this back door euphamism.

The vandals put sugar in his gas tank and a potato in his schlond poofa.

by jolyrojr September 27, 2021

schlong

1) slang for baked potato

2) name for an ancient civilization

1) Give me a couple more schlongs

2) The aztecs were a very big schlong

by tom tom, do we bear left hear? October 29, 2007

Schlong

A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.

Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it.
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!

by Jed M and Chris C September 16, 2008

Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019