schating

Staff who are chatting amongst themselves when they should be paying attention to their customers.

The customer was infuriated by the high level of schating in the establishment.

by GlasseFull September 21, 2017

Big Schatz

The biggest sexiest beast you have ever met. Seduces women by taking them to the bookstore. Reads before basketball games to hype himself up.

Damn… Big Schatz took my five sisters to the bookstore on the same night.

by Peter Pan 5655555 December 27, 2022

scatesque

to be scat like, shitty, crap, etc.

that hair do is very scatesque

by dev October 26, 2004

scat-katin

As one so innocently stoned receives the pipe and begins talking to the group, he slows down the process of getting high. His talking and stopping of the smoking module creates a diversion to get the group talking. This process is known as scat-katin.

Man 1: man I was so close to pulling an angry dragon on this MILF when all of a sudden I...
Man 2: woah woah woah man you're scat-katin man dont slow the process.

by Mr. Bubbly December 17, 2009

scat signing

A series of gestures that look as if they should be meaningful but are actually complete nonsense.

“Bottom dances pretty cool, but what’s he doing with his hands?”
“He can’t sing, so must resort to scat signing.”

by Bottom Ford, Esq December 17, 2010

Scatetopia

a planet far far away, themed with skateboards. the world was created by four gods. Mileage, douchecus, spenitus, and ericus. two of the gods knew it was a mistake from the beginning, and one didnt really care. thus scatopia was created, and the great text was bestowed upon the scatopians so they would know where they came from. two of the gods wrote the great text. they were inspired by divine infinity of plant matter in the heavens to create scatopia.

Excerpt from the great text: Scatetopia is in the shape of an upside-down circle turned precisely 342.63432342356 degrees to the south. When spencer was born on scatetopia he ate skateboards, these skate boards where supposedly known to the world. They first became known on the first 58 earth years. The surface was measured as .7 AU so getting around the place was going to be a challenge. We stopped on the way to eppsville when we encountered a 70ft foot. This supposed foot, which undoubtably stunk uncontrollably, was the first to ride on a giant skateboard. When we bought him a sled dog for his birthday he road around and got pulled by it till he turned red and blood was leeking from his moldy foot. MY turn again well only state my tone once but the operations kust stop. And not with twoo teez. Once we landed the surface was grounded by a thick monster pourage. We then barried Nathan on old tye house. We found a skinhead nazi maker who baked pies for us then sent us on our marry way after of course we killed him and spilled his assholes to milk farms. All nazi bounty hunters carry a lucky bag of sphincter holes…we needed a 70ft foot boost of power to tame that beast.

Day 22, what seems like april, month 2,(starvation/insanity)
Well at least I have my vanity…another piece missing and ill be done with Horton hears a who

by poop maker March 4, 2011

Scatalyst

Someone who like's to start shit.

Why is it, whenever John gets drunk he becomes a total scatalyst?

by Captain_Pudding March 27, 2011