face scale

a quick way of displaying emotion when you cant be arsed showing said emotions
john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale
by kyranist July 19, 2011
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tilt the scales

(verb)
Changing something drastically, change the favor of something (FOR EXAMPLE: in a competition)
"with this goal player #1 will tilt the scales for her team!" - announcer

"with competitor #2 out of the battle, the scales have tilted!" - announcer
by ImmaBean March 01, 2017
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Tub Scale

A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents

Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"

Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.

By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.

Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.

Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
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Irrelevation Scale

A ranking system for achievements that don't matter. A nadameter.
Joey moved up on the irrelevation scale by scoring a new personal best on Bingo Bash.
by Casimir` January 09, 2013
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Ms scales

Irish ogre that terrorizes kids in school and steals their food
by Negeoslayer November 08, 2016
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The KT Scale

A scale for rating how crazy a person may be, this scale can be any increment or measurement, but the higher the KT score the more crazy a person could be.
"Bro, you can't go out with her again, she's like a 50 on the KT Scale. I bet she's a lizard human or refers to her pets as "Kids"."
by GingerBeardHuman April 12, 2022
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The Ines Scale

the rating of different driveways using a driveway that is very rough and requires a 4x4 vehicle.
me-“Hey dad, we have to take steve home.”

dad- “Okay, how does it rate on the ines scale?”
me- “it’s uphill but paved so about a 3”
dad- “okay so we can take the car.”
by 123beetree June 09, 2019
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