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floppy eared sailor

The man and or woman (this day in time) that is consumed by a female's abnormally large labia majora that has a pungent smell of wide mouth sea bass associated with it.
Dude that girl was smoking last night did you get some? Uh yeah but now I'm a floppy eared sailor.
by GDUN August 14, 2007
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Sailor stomp

This rare phenomenon where a giant foot - which has received a homage in pop culture such as the television show "The Monty Python" due to its mysterious nature - lowers out of the sky every 120 years to target an unsuspecting sailor. This is called 'Sailor Stomp Syndrome'; shortened to 'Sailor Stomp
SPLATT! "omg they got gay john(the sailor)"
he got sailor stomped :(
awwwwwwwwwww
by Berin April 22, 2006
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Sailor's Diet

Consuming large quantities of male ejaculate on a consistent basis.
I hear Carolyn switched over to the Sailor's Diet when she entered college.
by Theoic September 26, 2010
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sailor bill syndrome

male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!

the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)

if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.

why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!

at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!

the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
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samilton

An asshole who thinks he is better than everyone else.
his inner goodness comes once in a very long time. And he is mainly a whiny bitch
guy 1: Oh hey! it's Samilton.
girl 1: Oh shit! cover my face before he comes here.
guy 1: why?
girl ! : because he is a first class asshole.
by uronefriend March 27, 2020
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sailor's handkerchief

When you need to blow your nose but have no kleenex or handkerchief or anything else to blow in, so you just lean over a bit, compress one nostril, and let it fly out of the other nostril, onto the ground.
The cold air was making my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.
by Woody Thomas September 12, 2008
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Sailor Mike

A sailor named mike who only comes out a night and has a really long penis (14 inchessss).
Sailor Mike can sail my ship anytime ;)
by redddrose November 10, 2011
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